I hate

More a personal space moan, but the queue is where it I find it most likely to happen. I didn't mind the waiting bit.

When you just had to let out a little cough if anyone got too close. Happy days indeed.

I hate it when you are reading a book and it utterly aligns with your worldview and it makes a really strong argument for what you believe. Then as part of the evidence to back up this emphatic position, the author strays into your own niche area of expertise and they get something fundamental completely wrong & then you wonder how many other fuck ups are there in their hypothesis?

Someone's been reading Malcolm Gladwell

Hah no but yeah that’s come up way too often

I wonder if there is a meme for that? 🤔

I just looked for a picture of Jesus reading the New Testament but can’t find one.

If he came back he'd definitely play guitar, wouldn't he?

And have a youtube channel.

And clean up at his yoga classes.

Looking like that, he'd have to clean up after yoga classes too.

#loweringthetoneatchristmas

For some reason I think he’d be in a Nespresso advert. They’d give Clooney the boot for Jesus.

Nobody said he was good looking, and Galilean Semites of his era were unlikely to look like white Europeans with a tan.

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Obi one and obi two

I mean fuck. That's harsh.

Surely there is a middle ground between being an Evangelical Mom's wet dream and an extra from Lord of the Rings.

I think he must've been fairly good looking for whatever contemporary values were, given how strongly ingrained the "good-looking = morally good" bias is in most societies.

Let's be honest, there is no way that dude has the charisma to create the biggest religion in history.

Then again I'm reminded of the first time I saw Koresh. From the descriptions I was thinking of something between good-looking -Jesus and Slash.

Rather than Napoleon Dynamite after he'd grown into his face.

Siddharta Gauthama and Muhammed aren’t reputed to have been particularly good looking, theirs haven’t done too badly.

Could fit into every popular Australian band from the last few years.

Guys, Christmas is about baby jesus and all babies are beautiful.

Debate uggo jesus at Easter.

Idk I reckon he did alright before going all zen

I lack the courage to Google image sexy images of the other one.

Lol!