I hate

“I’m a Christmas fascist but my daughter is a lesbian so it’s all okay”

Leaving Christmas shopping to near the last minute. Luckily I have a day off today.

like the fridge magnet I have which shouts “You’ll EAT it and you’ll LIKE it.”

LLL thread

Being a right wing pundit has to be the easiest fucking gig in the world, so long as you’re immune to looking at yourself in the mirror and being overwhelmed by how much of an unutterable cunt you are.

Sounds like a perfect job description for most of us lfgss members.

But after a couple lines up my nose I want a couple blown blown up my arse.

So wife's cousin and parents were all supposed to come to ours for Christmas.

The cousin (who lives alone) has today tested positive for COVID and the in laws rang to say that their friend who spent the day with them yesterday, has now tested positive for COVID.

Looks like we may be on our own for Christmas. Still, means I won't have to cook as much now.

Christmas

Can't disagree

Looks like we may be on our own for Christmas.

->>>Epic win thread

The real cunts are those who rely on alcohol as a crutch for their lack of personality.

Erm, this is a strange one too tbh.

Being served espresso in a paper cup.

Trains

I was thinking this the other day but I realised I love trains and actually hate how crap they’re run in the UK.

People who queue so close up to you that they might as well be on top of you particularly when they echelon so they're in your peripheral vision.

The queue won't move any faster and I'm not going to usher you ahead....

Fucking right.

In supermarkets I always keep a respectable distance from the person being served. Certainly no closer than the end of the conveyer. I bloody hate it when people don’t do the same for me. I’ve had other customers so close when I’m just about to pay I’ve almost asked them if we are going halves on the bill and others that practically push you out the way when I’ve taken 2 seconds to put my card and receipt in my wallet.

Supermarket checkouts are awful. There are alternatives, you don't need to put yourself through them.

When they’re that close I like to take a small step back so physical contact is made. “Oh, I’m sorry” as if you’d not realised they were so close.

I work with a young disabled man who does this, I've been trying to make him understand that people don't like it but we're not 100% there yet. He stands barely an inch away from the person in front of him. 😬

You guys should try supermarket checkouts in Latin America.

Less personal space than the bar queue in a '00s Vodka Revolution.

If ever there is a more British thing than reserving the right to moan about queuing.

Oh I just take fucking ages if anyone is up to this kind of shit.

I’ve caught a flight from Puerto Vallarta. That was enough thanks.

Look forward to telling my grandkids about the halcyon days during covid when you queued and people stood 2m in front and 2m behind and they respected your space and left you alone, queueing will never hit that peak again