I hate

Hairdryer or heat gun, carefully.

Use a pencil like a mathematician would

LinkedIn

I'm sure it's been featured here before, but deserves a fresh mention.

Such a faux postive load of humble-brag cuntery.

There's a whole thread on it:

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/199221/

That'll be limonene

Life is too short to worry about scratches on your bin.

It's too long to worry about scratches on your bin, it's too short to worry about the heat death of the universe.

I used to swear by WD40 for removing sticker residue, but now I can't go past brake cleaner, if the surface can withstand it. WD40 is usually the go if it's something that might be damaged by solvents though.

As for fingernails, that gets old. I recently got some plastic razors with a couple of handles for a couple of bucks off Temu, which is usually a pretty good bet for random small tools like Dremel bits and so on.

Actually got a nice and simple rocking garlic crusher from there for like three bucks which totally pwns everything else I've tried, including a highly recommended $50 one which was a pain to clean, wasted more, and eventually broke. Stay away from most of the electronic stuff though; a pair of Bluetooth headphones I got turned out to be mono, FFS. But it's great for stuff like Arduino boards and other components.

Alcohol free alcohol.

Have a fucking coke you cunt.

Weird flex on people who can’t drink alcohol or sugary drinks but ok.

My bad temper and making soft boiled eggs

What a strange hill to die on.

Have you ever tried drinking a couple of pints of coke?

The real cunts are those who rely on alcohol as a crutch for their lack of personality.

I like to drink, but I’ll throw in a couple of zero alcohol beers to keep myself on the level. I prefer the taste, it does down at the same rate.

🤣🤣🤣

Idk if others have noticed this, but do anyone else's mates now drink non-alcoholic beer like soft drinks?

Quite a few of mine have coronas in the day time, in the way you'd have previously had a soft drink.

I always used to get the Tesco sugar free bitter shandies to have at work to avoid eating sweets.

This article might be up your street https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/rachel-johnson-dietary-requirements-vegan-vegetarian-gluten-free-keto-society-decline-b1126944.html

I drink to compensate for a lack of personality, but not mine

… how dumb people are, to not realise that the bloke with the three cups and one ball trick is best mates with the bloke of the same ethnicity who’s throwing down £20 notes and winning every time.

AF beers ain't worth the calories IMO

The real cunts are those who rely on alcohol as a crutch for their lack of personality.

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Hahaha

When you’re in the same corner as Rachel Johnson and Tony Young, you know the game is up and you’ve become an insufferable cunt.

Tell someone they're an insufferable cunt, without telling them they're an insufferable cunt 😏

Bike racks

What the absolute fuck is that article…
Jesus christ