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Why aren't the brakes, cables and cassette wood too? So much potential, wasted.

A marvelous example of how, just because you CAN do something, it doesn't mean you should.

I presume I have blundered into the anti thread by mistake. Did he run out of rainforest for the second bottle cage? Is that a jockey wheel or a chainset? Why does he need a wrist support on his wanking hand?

I can't cedar pictures in detail, but sounds terrible

I'm guessing the original second bottle cage suffered the same fate destined for the seat rails.

I'm going to go out on a... limb, and state there's no way the rider is the builder; he's paid some poor talented sod to create this abomination, because it obviously required great skill.

Skill he clearly doesn't possess, as evidenced by the horrific job of mounting the speedo sensor. Plenty of money though, no doubt.

... The weight-weenie skewers are also a hilarious touch.

Y no internal rooting?

#SeewhatIdidthere

Y no internal rooting?

No need fir aero refinements on a bike which only has to convey an alder gent to the beech

These old chestnuts of puns must stop, or the dreams of the builder will turn to ash and he will ply his trade elsewhere. We wooden want that, wood we?

puns must stop

Balls, sir!

Anyway, what are two NDS shots of this horrendous abomination still doing in this thread?

Bike Anti-Porn it belongeth >>>

Ok

100 per cent. That is w_water's hottest build

Those pink Shamal decals have never looked so good

If someone ever puts drop bars on one of those Hopes, the HHSRB thread will need closing

Hip Hope Sled

Jesus wept actual praise in Beik Porn. There's always Hope.

Not sure about that shelving flat pack mind.

I wonder if you could find bars as narrow as the fork is wide

SBDU

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Never saw an SBDU that wasn’t porn.

Silver surfer! 😎

Would be one hell of a bodge given the proprietary integrated ovalised handlebar/stem/headtube set up

JB Weld to the rescue