Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Space nerds on a foot turd.

"You've heard of..."

No, no I fucking haven't and I don't know what it means and I don't care too find out either

The Needs Of The Many Outweigh The Needs Of The Few on an open topped shoe

Lucy in the Slider with Diamonds

Ref this

Berknspock

^ nice

I suggested making some socks to go with the above footwear. The Captain gave me an old machine with 'Singer' written on it.
'what am I meant to do with this?' I said.

The Captain replied, 'make it sew'.

Laughing stock on a Birkenstock?

To boldly slip-on where no man’s flip-flopped before?

Enterprise Crew on an open topped shoe?

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afro on a tadpole

Frizz on some jizz

Infinite diversity in infinite combinations on footwear abominations

I’m still on the Star Trek on

I'm in a petty but satisfying micro-war with a cunt on my road who parks over two spots in his beat up, rusty, dented 15 year old golf which he treats like a vintage Ferrari, polishing it weekly. Whenever I'm passing at night and he's over two spots I let his tyres down. Twice I've replaced his dust caps with 3D printed cock ones I got off eBay. I wrote 'everyone on this road thinks you're a cunt' in frost on his windows during the last cold snap and on the next night, on my way home from the pub, pissed all over his windscreen which froze as well. Watching him scrape the piss-ice off the next morning was a pure delight.

Update plz

Star Trek was bridge crew on a silly shoe

It's Kirk 'n Spock on a Birkenstock. Inspired by an old, weak Dad joke which never caught on. I suspect PhilPub is having the last laugh here.

Perm on a sperm

Oi brain dead on the memes thread, the fun was guessing anything other than the right and obvious answer.

Jim and his dork on a slab of cork

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Is the meme here anything more than ‘Africans have funny names’?

TJ Hooker on a shoe that ain't no looker?

... Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen pole dancing.

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