A man goes to his rabbi and says "Rabbi, I need your help! You're not going to believe this, but my son has left home and become a Christian!" "Shh," says the rabbi, "don't say that so loud. You're not going to believe this, but my son has left home and become a Christian." "That's terrible," the man says, "what can we do?" "We need to pray to God for help". So they pray and God responds. He says to them "You're not going to believe this..."
A man goes to his rabbi and says "Rabbi, I need your help! You're not going to believe this, but my son has left home and become a Christian!" "Shh," says the rabbi, "don't say that so loud. You're not going to believe this, but my son has left home and become a Christian." "That's terrible," the man says, "what can we do?" "We need to pray to God for help". So they pray and God responds. He says to them "You're not going to believe this..."