Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Struggling to reconcile this

Cycling is an autonomous libertarian ideal (unlike golf). An activity with no rules and limited state regulation or taxation (other than VAT). Perfect for pointy heads like me.

Yes, yes it is! Now I'm confused.

You're being confused by someone who said 'Keith and friends' in the very same post. This is on you.

I'm going to try and own it

Keith winds up the Tru-Labour types. That something so trivial matters amuses me (if no one else). Party discipline must be maintained even when the rules change.

I'm an active Labour Party member. I'm not wound up about the 'Keith' thing because I like to fuck with Tories. However, sometimes what I say goes over the head of supporters of both parties.
The modern Tory party is fucked. We may as well play with it's corpse before we bury it.

Just casual hookups with Tories or more a FWB type of thing?

I'd call them, amongst other things, self serving friends intent on benefits reduction

Touche!

It’s like saying “not three bad!”, verbal equivalent of the novelty tie.

Golf is for the masses....but not in this members male only bar.

Ah, like saying micro$haft losedoze instead of Microsoft Windows back in the day

Very droll

The reason I have a fast car is almost exclusively to overtake the national trust visiting jazz driving population we are plagued with in these parts.

Is that a quilted Barbour

Aaaand now it makes sense. A Scottish Tory voter, no less.

🤮

Although I guess a regular lotto win now would just be moving to a bigger house with a smaller mortgage, maxing out our pensions, and maybe a nice holiday.

wtf is wrong with drivists

It’s very Colin Hunt for sure

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I work with Mr 'Not three bad'. It has been his standard response for around three decades.

I find Japan a much more interesting place for skiing than the alps

I'll have my own Porsche

golf

It’s like saying “not three bad!”, verbal equivalent of the novelty tie

Keith or Touche?