Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Do you eat skips? They are the laziest food....are they a food?

Black pudding is weird. Vegan one is nice though.

Black pudding is the fucking best

They're like flying sauces but worse as you don't even get the fun sherbet bit. Just prawn cocktail.

Nah skips just 'melt' or dissolve in your mouth. Do flying saucers do that? I remember the outer requiring some chewing.

Did you know they did sizzling salt and vinegar skips? I just found out today.

Black pudding from Bury in Lancashire is the fucking best

Shakes head in Yorkshire.

Haven't had them for a while but the ones I remember were pretty thin and melted away pretty quick. Maybe I was having cheap ones.

Have not had them in decades. Now am wondering if there is a brand..but searching shows nothing.

Maybe I've got particularly corrosive spit.

I used to vaguely know Gareth Thomas (currently Shadow Minister for Trade)

four bed detached

I don't have the capacity or skills. Happy to shop local for it instead.

Profit, dear boy, delicious profit.

First thought about the woodem decorations was ‘fitting, a cyclist cycling by some trees’.

Third or fourth thought was…

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Before someone groans in delight from the red circle, it was there when I ripped it from google images.

I rarely do much bike maintenance these days

I've just done 2 orders so as not to go over the £135 customs threshold, completely unnecessary purchases

The war on golf courses has begun:
https://www.ealing.gov.uk/info/201042/current_consultations/3224/consultation_on_the_creation_of_new_regional_park

But what about the 408 users? Not to mention the impact on property prices to those owning adjacent property.

Before you know it, it'll be full of lifestyle tents and cyclists' tyre canisters.

Flight to Budapest.

Low bar is low. XD

How can I make that golf thread

Always good to have low aspirations

I’ve gone for another Moots.
I travel to London for work occasionally