Brompton owners

As cool as this is, I struggle to work out the venn diagram on this one...

✅ foldable
❌ but really fucking heavy
✅ off roadable
❌ but lots of vulnerable joints and pivots at risk of dirt
✅ all the gears
❌ little wheels
❌ ££££££s

Maybe I'm being myopic, but it feels like it's specifically built for a Europe-to-Asia sponsored cycle where you'll use trains and shit roads.