The fall of the Tory party

I admire your optimism

First words from Braverman after sacking

"It has been the greatest privilege of my life to serve as home secretary," she says.

"I will have more to say in due course."

Tories tweeting as if it’s a new signing for a football team.

“That’s it, the kids will be down with this style”

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Cameron's just the dead cat to take the wind out of suella's sails, right?

I love what it says about the Tory party. No new ideas. Not enough talent in the party even with an 80 seat majority to fill one of the great offices of state. Tired. I love it.

Surely the strapline under Cameron is just "will do his job". I admit that's not a given for a Tory cabinet member but even so

The Cleverley one just sounds like Suella-lite.

David Cameron will promote British interests around the world......

Great track record for that kind of thing.

"He knows the club"

I believe that Cameron has just been made a Baron for life, just like that. No formalities or scrutiny but just because Sunak wanted him in his government for six months or so.

Does he (Cameron) want another stab at being PM?

Tories tweeting as if it’s a new signing for a football team.

'Arry is leaning out of his car window down Whitehall as we speak.

Came here to say this though "talent" is pushing it.

“He’s worked with this manager before, understands the standards required for the club”

LMAO "Will stop the boats"

Is this some joke? Couldn't they have worded it better. Sounds like an appeal to the simpletons among the far-right.

Why do both posters of Cameron and Cleverly look like they've had an OG Instagram filter put on? Are Tories into making it look like they're using 35mm?

The cameron tag line is a lol too, "will promote british interest around the world" sound like a fuckin jolly. Some nice holidays to promote all things british.

"trotters" is such a fucking stabbing.

JC is projecting midfield hardman vibes.
DC is more like an etheral sprite made out of gossamer and hard running.

The more I look at them I can't get over how low budget they look. I know they've got to have been rushed out the door, but did someone use thumbnail photos by accident?

Isn't that the JD? Maybe a new health secretary would have the tagline "will fund the NHS"

I believe that Cameron has just been made a Baron for life, just like that. No formalities or scrutiny but just because Sunak wanted him in his government for six months or so.

Technically I think Sunak has nominated Cameron to become a Lord. The House of Lords Appointments Commission will need to approve the appointment. Being an MP or Lord isn't actually required to be a minister, it's just convention, so Cameron can start straight away. It would look odd if the Appointments Commission said no though. The process can be expedited and take a day anyway.

That's all they have left

"Big Fat Cam" has been criticised for alleged corruption and has been the subject of undercover media investigations but has promised to keep Leeds the Tories up saying "there's nobody ahead of me in politics terms. Not Obama, not Blair, not Truss"

The House of Lords Appointments Commission will need to approve the appointment.

Seems that is only the case for the Honours lists and this just goes straight through.

DC is more like an etheral sprite made out of gossamer and hard running.

Gianluca Vialli? Aristocrat who does it at as a hobby who hobbled his career by joining a club with racist supporters.

Seems that is only the case for the Honours lists and this just goes straight through.

Do you have a source for that?

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ministerial-appointments-november-2023 titles him Rt Hon so the ennoblement hadn't completed whenever that was published.