The fall of the Tory party

The truth hurts.

And yet at the same time will be entirely unsurprising, surely?

He's not even in the lords is he? They'd have to appoint him to the lords if this is about getting him in the cabinet. I have no idea if there's a precedent for doing that

Mandelson?

"Schools minister Nick Gibb quits"

The worst of the Bee Gees.

Frost, Zac Goldsmith?

lol - I’m the same. It’s the little yelp of surprise from Susannah Reid that gets me every time.

Parlyapp on twitter says Alec Douglas Home as Foreign Sec under Edward Heath, 70-74.

EU referendum #2, rejoin heavy, coming via Cameron though maybe? #dreaming

But he was still an MP?

Nah, they’re clearly going down the route of scraping the furthest right in the barrel to cling on. It’s too late now to entertain the opposite - or is it?
“U Turn if you want to…”

My bad, ignore!

No probs. I'm bloody confused about the 'precedent' too.

Assume the have to go off and slaughter some stoats now for his new dressing gown?

Almost spat out my coffee. Cameron? Hahahahahaha

Pat McFadden spot-on: "This puts to bed the prime minister's laughable claim to offer change from 13 years of Tory failure."

Cameron, Hunt, Gove...

Who next? Grayling?

Something something pigs head fucking something.

Who next?

Necromancers are on standby for the Thatcher call.

Bit gutted the Suella news broke after my Monday huddle.

Would have been a nice energiser to share.

Still it's a great way to start the week, so I've got to say a big thank you to Sunak and admit I was wrong when I said he didn't have the balls....Even if it's taken for them to drop.

Best move I reckon is to wait for her to run her mouth for the slightest thing and withdraw the whip immediately.

A victory for the arrogant posh boys vs the swivel-eyed loons.

Awkward.

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Cameron today reminds me of the day Murdoch got foam pie in the face. Cameron being the pie. Pure distraction, but still entertaining though.

The Leavers hate him because he was Remain and the Remainers hate him because he opened the door to the Leavers. Cheers to more infighting.

Lord Cruddas says "It's a coup"

And the whole country hates him because he used a divisive referendum to attempt to manage the swivel eyed loons in the Tory party, and fucked the country up.

But on balance we're not that bothered because Suella is gone and it's a victory for the pragmatic side of the party over the absolute fucking nutters who should be in the BNP not a mainstream party.

I think the Tories will be a slightly less terrible party now and hopefully this might be an end to the right wing populism which has dominated the party since Brexit

Cameron: a couple of years out of the public eye, and we're all meant to forget about Greensill?