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  • I definitely enjoy a drink and in many situations but pissed on a plane sounds fucking horrendous. Not as horrendous as a mate of mine who did a 14hr flight on mushrooms though, if you ever need to torture me, do that and I'll sell out my mum in seconds. In the same vein does anyone have explanation on the near instant seatbelt release once the taxiing stops and stand in the aisle for 5mins til the stairs/skyway comes meaning no one can reach their overhead luggage?

  • In the same vein does anyone have explanation on the near instant seatbelt release once the taxiing stops and stand in the aisle for 5mins til the stairs/skyway comes meaning no one can reach their overhead luggage?

    They are the same cunts that aggressively/unnecessarily overtake you in a car only to stop in the queue of traffic whilst you sail on past filtering up the left/right.

    MGIF (Must Get In Front) cunts.

    (Free GC thread quote below here)

    I flew LHR-SFO return about 10 times in 9 months. My best flight was when I fell asleep before take off and woke up after landing with the plane almost empty. Window seat, no-one had to disturb me, didn't disturb anyone else. Bladder management considered before even getting to the airport.

    Second best flight was getting hammered in Upper Class on a Virgin SFO-LHR flight and playing cards with the stewards/stewardesses, and Mick Rock, at the "bar" (when they still had those on Virgin Atlantic 747s).

    (All of which was mostly unnecessary, and I look back at my carbon footprint in shame.)

  • in Upper Class on a Virgin SFO-LHR flight and playing cards with the stewards/stewardesses, and Mick Rock, at the "bar" (when they still had those on Virgin Atlantic 747s).

    They still have the bar, at least they did on the dreamliner I was on yesterday. Was having fun ordering drinks not on the menu and seeing whether they could make them. They did an ok espresso martini which I was impressed with.

  • Golf club & Deli counter in one post award thread >>>>>

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