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Can confirm. My flat headed idiot of a Labrador would regularly convince my son he that he needed to feed the poor doggo cos i had forgotten. To the point we had a tick chart on the dog food container. Tick means the dogs lying.
Despite the multiple second breakfasts the dogs eyes could still bore through walls at the food on your plate.

Wonder if the camera can recognise any that have disguised themselves as a primary school?

"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen!"

Gold.

Merseyside animal shelter urgently appealing for folks wanting to adopt their xl bullies before end of the year.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/last-hope-merseyside-animal-rescue-101629569.html

Ethical quandaries abound. Hopefully they’d limit the adoption to experienced pro dog handlers, but it’s doubtful. I’d like to know if they checked with a lawyer, given that their appeal to people’s soft hearts might get multiple people killed.

I need an algorithm cleanser.

I read this in Chris Morris' voice

Same
https://metro.co.uk/2023/11/10/estate-gangs-youths-run-riot-rip-heads-off-pigeons-19803533/

... because the kids are what's wrong with this picture

Studies are probably quite expensive. They could’ve just asked any cyclist.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/nov/11/bmw-subaru-and-porsche-drivers-more-likely-to-cause-a-crash-study-finds

They probably would have said Audi and Range Rover tho

Surprised there’s enough Subaru drivers to dent the stats tbh

That data was from 2011-15. I got my Subaru 2001 and a decade later the scene had almost died, the clever money went for big diesels mapped for massive torque. (BMW, Audi)

Surprised there’s enough Subaru drivers to dent the stats tbh

It isn't saying "If you're involved in a crash, it was probably caused by a Subaru driver" but "A Subaru driver is more likely to cause a crash".

our '06 Subaru forester has been described by my daughter's friends as a 'mum wagon'

I'm ok with that

Not (quite) the classic association to be made with a Subaru Forrester

My Subaru XV is a total (goth) nonna mobile.

so more of a 'my two mums' wagon then.

also fine with that

I would say the Toyota Prius is the worst car driver for cyclists though. The drivers constantly watching their phones for a fair, or where the next turn is, poor attention to other road users.

And black cab drivers doing u-turns when ever, wherever!

As for crashes, I’d go for the 00’s people carriers, they are always dinged up and bruised. Looks like they get used for ram raiding!

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Are you suggesting Yaxley-Lennon is a coward and or was forewarned?

I'd say he's got more suss than to be involved with all the scuffles these days, he's got some backers

I'd say it was likely he was warned by the police not to lead his group towards the Palestine solidarity march, hence why they headed to Chinatown.

Bit late for decent dimsum....

“Michael Gove Jostled and Abused by Protestors” proclaims the Mail on Sunday, featuring some good news on its front page for a change

Australian cruise ship suffers simultaneous outbreaks of COVID and gastroenteritis. Surprised people are still setting foot on those monstrosities, these days.

Just need a few bedbugs for the jackpot

The extent of this is awful https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/nov/13/charities-near-insolvency-after-subsidising-public-sector-contracts