I hate

That a goat has died? No I said it was sad. I think it's commendable that they rescue goats for a hobby.

I eat meat, including goat. Not that often anymore admittedly but still - so there is a limit as to how exercised I can get.

Fireworks are in no way analogous to fox hunting and about as closely correlated to public lynchings as to bum sex*.

*should that be hyphenated?

watermelon

It's the seeds isn't it.

I always opt for seedless lube for optimal glide

Don't mix seeds and nuts

Fireworks are in no way analogous to fox hunting and about as closely correlated to public lynchings as to bum sex

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Ha! That made me properly chuckle out loud.

What! You edited the post before I could copy the link:
https://youtu.be/iKTVxCzu4OI?si=-1-mjxUnpXerHMMV

The butt firework is funny but Chuck Tingle's opus is much more apposite.

Thank you for introducing me to the Chuck Tingle genre. It has given me procrastination content while I wait for our scrum to start.

The way that battery assisted bikes make certain people hugely overestimate their bike handling skills.

Tedious twats

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Royal Plumstead Upon Thames!

You mean Dumpstead. My Mum and Aunt grew up there during the war, one of the few places Mr Hitler improved by bombing.

Automatic flush toilets, the unwanted bidet.

I quite like it here

Niche, but I hate the new non-screw lids on tetra pak milk cartons.

Awful

I hate finding a great new band and then only having a couple of songs to enjoy until their album drops

I hate finding a new great band that turns out to just have one great song at the beginning of the record

I hate finding a new band, loving their EP and then when the album turns up its just the EP plus two more shit songs

Actually this hits more true than my initial post

I love the beatles, but the music video for their new song has properly tarnished it for me.
Why they had to superimpose john and george singing alongside ringo fucking starr is beyond me. Just reminds me of this now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un3TmvzoVYM

Agreed. Impossible to open without spraying a small amount of milk across the kitchen.
Also, the lid is still plastic. Surely it's better to have a lid that can be removed so it can be recycled separately from the 'mostly cardboard' tetrapak?...

Big time 1st world problem, but iphone always autocorrecting "well" and "were" to "we'll" and "we're" does my head in.

If you keep typing it should autocorrect it back based on the grammar of the sentence, it generally needs one or two more words to do this.

If I type "Well played today. Well meet up again when you are well enough." It does the right thing and only changes the middle "Well" to "We'll".