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I wrote my first ever poem. Inspired stylings by my friend and local artist, jock howie and probably Tim Key.
When I was fourteen,
I almost ripped off my penis,
I was trying to make it bigger,
I was doubled over in agony,
I could feel tissues tearing,
It worked.