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A riff on this classic. Almost a repost, but think the below is the original vibe.
A guy gets shipwrecked.
When he wakes up, he's on a beach.
The sand is purple.
The sky is purple.
He walks around a bit and sees that there is purple grass, purple birds and purple fruit on the purple trees.
He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn purple too."Oh no!!" he says, "I think I've been marooned!!"
A boat transporting blue and red paint has sunk, all crew survived but are currently marooned.