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Am currently in a minor injuries unit trying to work out if I have either got a stress fracture or ligament strain in my foot, initially caused by dancing a few months ago. So not enjoying middle/old age.
But the drivel that is Smooth FM is not helping my overall mood, especially as all it does is elevate the general hubbub.
dancing james
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Colin_the_Bald
See also most train announcements.
"See it, say fuck all, sort your Angry Birds out"
"Oyster is not valid at some stations"
"Mind the gap"
"Let people off first"
"Move down inside the carriages"
and all the other shit everyone ignores.
Jesus fucking Christ, if people have made it on to the fucking train without dying trying to cross a road or smashing their own head in their door repeatedly I think they'll fucking cope on your stupid fucking train you pack of cunts.