I hate

Can you just...

... add a feature to consolidate our global position in a way management will understand while predicting the Earth's future and making the 6 board member's coffee...

"Sure mate, happy to help"

sets Out of Office and rides across Europe instead

"Dear EcuriePeril,

Hope all is well.

The company I work for insist I start all emails like this.
As far as I can tell this is solely for my department as no-one else offers any such pleasantries when emailing me.

Kindest,

DethBeard
Forum Poster
LFGSS"

CEO gets a name check early in this 18 pager on BO55 plates

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=2020228

I didn't need a PH thread to confirm but it's nice to know they're pretty much universally ridiculed.

There is a little Mazda pickup near me that has the plate PR05 XXX

A bizarre plate made even more bizarre by being on a work's vehicle

I always use "I hope you are well", for anyone I've interacted with a more few times but haven't spoken to for over a week.

I also hope people "have a great weekend" and "had a good weekend".

I'm also one of those people who tries to strike up conversations at the start of calls while I wait for the lates to rock up.

Idk if it's a cultural thing but I've noticed most of the Indians I work with seem a bit awkward about this.

strike up conversations at the start of calls while I wait for the lates to rock up

I used to do that but increasingly I just get on with the agenda. Bored wasting everyone's time.

agenda

Lol

This is only a thing for me and two other peoples meetings.

Would be cool if it caught on at an organisational level.

Fucking 'eco' washing up liquid. Utter dog shite.

I use “I hope you are well” for pure cunts who I hope have discovered that they will die soon

Mate!

It takes too long to type 'I hope you contracted genetic syphilis from your hag of a mother'.

I’d recommend programming a keyboard shortcut. Can use the F keys, with corresponding levels of aggression.

Was asleep by 10.30...laptop playing stuff so I can sleep. Then a random episode of bleak expectations wakes me up.

Now can't get back to sleep and have a professional eye photograph in the morning at 8

Buying emergency bin bags from the local corner shop, to finding out most of them haven’t been sealed at the bottom

@hugo7 That’s pretty key to my job…making awkward people talk about stuff.

Yeah the Indian people can be a little cagey with the small talk. I work with a lot of African people as well. Generally they are utterly professional but at the small talk window there are some easy jokes cracked.

Saw this cuntiest of cunt plates today.

I should have set it alight

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That is really asking for trouble isn't it.

Is TO an area code for a number plate?

Not in the current system, no. Just DVLA fleecing idiots.

Ultimate cunt plate?

The tupperware cupboard

Numberplate near me JA11 SHY which has me guessing vocation, presuming it is not an indication of a preference for dating 16 yo's? Tax minimisation accountant?

THIS. Fucking tupperware chaos.