You are reading a single comment by @Overuser155208 and its replies. Click here to read the full conversation.
  • Fuckings dogs and fucking dog owners. I was out in the peaks with my kids today, had found a lovely beetle walking across a relatively high traffic area. Decided that I would move it for safety. Some fucking squash faced little prick of a dog decided that me kneeling down was a prompt for it to come over and jump up at me and start yapping and growling. Completely ineffectual owner giving it small with a very casual “come here mitzy” but no actual, you know, authority or control or results. And no apology either. Get your cunt animal away from me ffs. And if your little shit companion does give me grief then at least have the decency to apologise.

    Further along the path and some little arsehole terrier is running around and barking at a horse and rider, obviously putting the fear into the horse. At least the owner had the decency to apologise, but FFS if you can’t control your pet then don’t let them off the lead. You’re literally endangering people with your inability to be responsible.

    An hour later and I’m enjoying my pub lunch to a chorus of piercing barks because none of these arseholes have trained their cunt animals to keep their fucking yaps shut.

    I used to like dogs but I’m increasingly of the mind that they should be banned.

About