Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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M_V in reply to @gbj_tester

Not sure how you're wearing your pants, but the rest of us put them on one leg at a time,

I’ve always thought this ‘putting trousers on one leg at a time’ thing was a bit wrong. I mean, you maybe put your feet through the leg holes one at a time but thats like what, a fifth of the entire putting them on operation innit, you’d pull them up both legs at the same time and can’t do up the button/belt/drawstring until both legs are fully in place.

Since a pullover or t-shirt has three openings, it would be a triplet rather than a pair if English had gone done that route.

4 Shirley? The big yin at the bottom, two arm holes, one head hole?

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gbj_tester in reply to @M_V

4 Shirley?

No, three, for the same reason as trousers have two. If you want to describe a t-shirt as a thing with four penetrations, then trousers have three, which is the more rigorous definition of the topology, but the third hole in trousers is the rest of the universe and only yo momma has a waist band that big.

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