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  • I think I'd go with "well go and get another coffee then". Or start talking about conspiracies where big caffeine get people addicted for mind control purposes and you'd never let that shit get into your body. Or just preempt every conversation by loudly shouting "have you had your coffee yet?!?"

  • just preempt every conversation by loudly shouting "have you had your coffee yet

    Add it to every meeting agenda as item 1

  • We do this with our 3 year-old every morning (albeit with crackers & major hangriness, rather than caffeine. because fuck me can you imaging that.)

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