Fuckin land rovers

They all bought the extra pack with the box what is this stupid box

Does it make right hand turns tighter by creating drag?

Appreciate if you’re crossing the tundra and need one of your guys on the runner with easy access to the rifles if there’s a bear but this was Bloomsbury

Maybe you can put ice cream mix in it and then it’ll be all churned after your hard day off-roading

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Ha good rant. Who knows what's in the boxes. Special things.

Fit a snorkel for that Chelsea look

Do the seats recline enough for fornication? All sounds a bit Jilly Cooper.

personally i would stash some emergency chicken mcnuggets in the box for when you run outta luck on the moose hunt

I’ve seen folks put their dirty wellies in the box in the vast sweeping savannahs of Harlow…

The irony of having a twat wagon that big and having to strap a suitcase on the side of it

1600 quid it is although you do get mudflaps and a tap

Also you can never take it off?

Very fortunately compatible with the antenna but not sadly the ladder which is just as well because if you climbed the ladder to get a better shot at the bear the recoil would probably knock you off and now the bear knows you’re there and there’s nothing a mudflap or built in tap can do to save you

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Hold on, 17kg capacity? That's too small for Lucinda's cosmetically challenged friend Daisy.

Order cancelled.

You think that’s bad. My neighbour actually has an Ineos Grenadier

My brother has one as well!

some of my best friends have Ineos Grenadiers

Are these not lunch boxes? If there isn't some sandwiches in there then these people should be ashamed

I mean they should be ashamed anyway, but they won't be

It’s all part of Land Rover’s rich heritage. They used to strap fuel and water cans to the outside. So it harks back to those days.
The current marketing strategy is to slowly introduce many of those old features. If you’re venturing beyond the M25 there will be a tracked option available soon.

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May as well just mount a gun on it and have done with it.
How else will you get your precious offspring past the plebs on the way to school?

Most of the new defenders I see near work in Essex are all lowered on big rims/skinny tyres. Have seen at least one that’s lowered but still been fitted with snorkel.

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Aren’t these strap on cases the car equivalent to bike packing bags? Mostly bought as some kind of prepper fashion accessory, “in case I need to carry x, y or z”.

The guy that services all our hostile vehicle mitigation kit at work drives a Hilux with a winch and a crane on the back, as he’s got boat that he transports using it. No snorkel though, but drives in the sea - make of that what you will.

If it is to do with Land Rovers heritage I dread to think what’s in those boxes .Landrover says they are for things too dirty to put inside the vehicle. I grew up on the edge of the moors and have shared the back of Series IIs with some fairly dirty things,long dead sheep, Labradors covered in pig shit….
No idea how you fit a maggot ridden sheep carcass in one of those little tupperwares.

Phosphorus Firey Death if you discharge those smoke projectors

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One of these in the boot - 3x the capacity, 0.0006x the price

IKEA? Ffs. This is much more appropriate and leaves some change for the portable rinser.

The Adventure pack includes a portable “Rinse System”. The Rinse system is £304 on its own but this does include Dealer fitting.
https://accessories.landrover.com/gb/en/land-rover-defender/interior/pet-products/vplcs0598-portable-rinse-system/

Who is doing the rinsing?

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This one doesn’t include dealer fitting

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Flange Rover