Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

There’s still a lot that could be done in the parking app space.

when local councils start showing that they spend their income responsibly

God forbid they stop giving your council tax contributions to incompetent contractors.

It's not good enough to do that but previously I was buying £50/kg coffee "as a treat" and now this has reset my price scale to seeing £18/100g as the new level of "treat".

Sorry, had to be done

Fair

You get can instant coffee these days hun x

But how will I have a personality?

https://twitter.com/TomMcTague/status/1709633785145303360

Epic WTF thread >>>>>>>
Shirley.

I'm in the fortunate position of having more than 100ft of lawn by a decent amount

Surely a true golfist would measure it in yards?
(Unless they're putting, and if they're doing that over 100ft, they're wasted here.)

the current Tory mayor of the borough lives about 6 doors down the road

Deserved, but it they are only a 3 bed semi-detached (mine and his)

I prefer a long coffee to an expresso

they are only a 3 bed semi-detached (mine and his)

Hole in one

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Calling an espresso an expresso might get them kicked out of the club.

On the contrary, expresso is the correct golf club term.

Our architects reckon we'll probably save a six-figure sum.

the current Tory mayor of the borough lives about 6 doors down the road - he is a nice guy

Somebody I work with
I could let our smaller boat go for £300k

Initially designed for holding firewood in a large french house - most recently linens in small london flat.

you smashed it Waitrose Greenwich

Anyone heading from Wilmslow to London?