A tortoise was mugged by two snails whilst crossing the road.
When the police turned up they asked him what the snails looked like.
I donβt know, he said, it all happened so fast.
lol π
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A tortoise was mugged by two snails whilst crossing the road.
When the police turned up they asked him what the snails looked like.
I donβt know, he said, it all happened so fast.