Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Bought some pro club tees a while back and they’re great value for money.

I'm a higher rate tax payer that bungs a load into my pension

higher earners get clobbered

$6.96 is definitely not GC thread worthy despite their name.

I’m happy with Ralph but get that not everyone likes the horse logo

I basically have a moat protecting my back garden

With a drawbridge?

Went golfing at a tournament put on by the local biz association.
$1k tax deductions but can’t remember if that was each or per foursome. My employer figures all that stuff out.
Free bottles in each cart!

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I guess the usual course rules are in effect:

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Bottles of wine in the cart must be chugged by the 4th tee or a nominated player needs to tee off at the 4th with their plus fours round their ankles.

[Note: If a non-male member is playing outside of the usual permitted times (strictly only 6.02am to 6.13am on Tuesdays when it is raining) then please inform Club Security at once and they will be removed from course and their membership revoked.]
"

As someone that was lucky enough to go to private school

At a grand a pop you’d expect a better bottle of plonk no?

a six figure household income which could potentially pay for a couple of private school places is a long way from wealthy

At a grand a pop you’d expect a better bottle of plonk

We got two, so it was only 500/bottle.
Also got a hot dog, a bag of chips and a can of pop.

spending what amounts to almost the wife's entire income on nursery fees

Slippers, £275 - worn a few times... Small scuff on the toe..which is.. reflected in the price

Jesus, I'm out of here.

Dibs Gucci slippers

That’s the class below.

it's just a tax write-off thing. 🤑

my designer wife

As I commute weekly between Lille and London,

(if, for a second, we allow Volvo into the Audi/BMW/Mercedes group at all)

Chef's kiss

👏