Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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Formimild?

Why is this a meme please

'Pornhub' in a church.

I had to squint for a long time before I could see anything other than Fomimub. I got there eventually, which I suppose is appropriate. I think these machine efforts probably need to be touched up by human hands for full effect. Which, I suppose...

I got there eventually

I can imagine the ecclesiastical setting might have been a distraction.

I could refer you to Michael Redmond's routine about wanking in the confessional booth to save time, but honestly I just think it's not that good.

honestly I just think it's not that good.

Much like all these AI photos

Yes they are shit

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Glockamole?

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I wouldn't pay too much attention to porn taxonomy, one of the glamour models I knew back in the day was getting work from teen and milf branded sites simultaneously. Also, I'm pretty sure none of the plumbers are actually properly qualified.

"I've come to fix your pipes."

"Are you gas safe registered?"

70s funk guitar plays anyway

I girl I was at school with became a lapdancer and featured in a docu-series about a Sofisticats I think.

She was also on the front cover of the NotW in kiss an tell story with a hollywood actor.

But have you yentzed a Russian spy?

Have you not?[/archer]

https://youtu.be/ZzEvqFF91K8?si=im5tQRFFNAhMljyb

70s funk guitar plays anyway

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Great that there's a couple of options there. Always good to have the right tool for the job.

If Bernard Sumner isn't careful with that mallet,
it won't be only his Monday that is blue.

https://www.instagram.com/marfsummers/

"TOOLbelt (2022) by Martha Summers

My contribution to the pantheon of ironic lesbian art - a very special leather toolbelt (x harness) entirely handmade by me.

I had the idea for this in 2018, kind of as a joke- but it felt like something that really should exist. I’ve been working on it off and on for about 9 months and it is finally complete.

I guess it is also sort of a bit autobiographical or a kind of love letter to those at the centre of lesbian/DIY Venn diagram.

Entirely handmade and handsewn veg tan leather.

Designed, constructed, modelled and photographed by Marf Summers.

If you’d like to buy a set of postcards depicting this work please see the post right after this on my grid.

(Please don’t repost or share to other websites without crediting me and linking to my insta or website , and ideally ask me first 🙏🏻)

#queerart #lesbianart #queerleatherwork #queerleatherworkers #leatherharness #lesbiandiy"

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^This is why LFGSS is better than social media.

If you’d like to buy a set of postcards depicting this work

I don't want post cards, I want the thing 😬