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Yep

Please, not comedians. There will be no-one left.

Random names are trending now.

To be fair, it seems it’s Russel Brand and potentially David Walliams.

If it turned out to be both, I would lose precisely zero sleep.

DW is deeply creepy, RB undoubtedly behaved badly in his wilder days.

As long as Corbett remains unsullied.

Brand has already released a statement saying there are serious allegations against him, but the mainstream media are behind it and that there's "another agenda at play".

Tone deaf XL Bully owners can get in the fucking sea:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66824981

“Oh he’s a big softy, really! He’s only playing”*

I don’t mind dogs (we rescued a Jack Russell who was the centre of our family for 10/12years), but he was well-trained and got a huge bollocking if he jumped up or bothered someone who didn’t ask to be bothered. And he weighed what, 10kg? He wasn’t as heavy as most women and ripped to fuck.

*how anyone can come out with this shite after the last week, is beyond me. Just decline to comment if a hack (and BBC, do better!) shoves a notepad under your nose.

Scum. Sub-Human scum....

The dog's head is bigger than its owner's (Jordan Shelley) in that article

1. Conspire to make Brand relevant again.
   
2. ?
   
3. ?
   
4. Profit
   

They believe more should instead be done about irresponsible ownership.

¿Por que no los Dos?

With arms like that, I can see why a teenager would want a dog for protection. But he has zero fucking chance of controlling that thing at 18m, let alone fully grown. His parents need a slap.

One of the other owners has 4….

I wonder what walking 4 60kg Bully XLs is like, particularly when a yappy Yorkshire terrier starts barking at them…

Tone deaf

I would say that in fairness there are quite a few owners saying there needs to be training and regulation. So they are not totally tone deaf.

"You're getting too close to the truth Russell!"

They’re ignoring the fact you can’t train natural instinct to attack/kill out of certain breeds.

I see this every day in my local park. The signs stating protected newt breeding area etc get ripped down regularly. The boardwalk bridge over the top is always covered in silt, pond weed and soaking wet.

Here's the Russell Brand story.

https://archive.ph/nS2wu

With arms like that, I can see why a teenager would want a dog for protection.

? Plenty of skinny teenagers manage without.

What has the COVID-denying, conspiracy theorist sex pest done now?

Oh. Well, that's not very surprising, is it? Since the overlap between his current fan base and those of Alex Jones, Katie Hopkins and Andrew Tate must be close to a hundred percent (plus a few nutters on here), I doubt this news is going to do much to his popularity, such as it is.

Wow just watched dispatches. Seems like Bob Geldof was right all along.

A cunt knows a cunt I suppose.

In other news, russell I’d say is fucked but he’s known for years this was coming and built that following of Jordan Peterson people who don’t believe mainstream media and it’s a rouse to take them down.

The next week will be interesting to say the least, but I can’t see how he can worm his way out it and I recon he could end up in court or jail if folks decide to pursue it

He could always move to Russia

Was it basically what was in the article linked up thread?

Exactly what I thought. Bob knew and wasn't taken in by the 'loveable lothario' skit. Hope Brand gets prosecuted to the fullest possible extent and that someone in prison does things to "make his mascara run" too.