Royalty

Those police escort motorcycles go very fast and are very aggressive blowing their stupid whistles. Sophie could get the tube FFS, no-one is going to recognise her.

How can we rid ourselves of these controlling, grifting, parasitic cunts?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/14/british-tv-allowed-monarchy-to-censor-king-charles-coronation-coverage

Axes are favourite, guillotines work, red hot pokers a bit of an outlier. Arrow in the eye just gets you a worse king.

It's been so long since somebody tried persuading a king that the tide wouldn't come in if they stood in the way that it might work, this time.

Cnut is the least troubling anagram of all time and aptly describes an entire inbred mob of entitled anagrams.

Sadly I dont think in our lifetimes we will be rid of these cunts.

If you're Scottish, you'll have a chance...

Completely agree , wouldn’t be so bad if we didn’t also get the bollocks about “service” while they take millions, avoid paying millions and
literally do fuck all of use to anyone but themselves.

My family won’t have a word said against them.

guillotines

This would be my choice, v classy and the European vibes would really fuck the gammons off no end.

the European vibes would really fuck the gammons off no end.

That's a fine point but I'm not drawn to a method for killing monarchs that was designed to be humane.

@Colin_the_Bald If there's ever been a monarch that could be persuaded into such a hubristic act, the current one is surely a candidate. His mum was a bit too grounded.

We can always blunt the blade a bit so it takes a few goes

Again doubtful.

What fascinates me is @kl's assurance that the Scots can rid themselves of team WindsorSaxeCoburgGrift. Is there still an edict as yet unrepealed that allows a Scot to wield a claymore upon bodies Regal at 11am on the third Wednesday of Bannockburn?

We should execute one a year, make it a big tourist event and earn revenue for the country's coffers through it, i.e. tv rights, merchandise, last supper with the condemned etc.

The only problem I foresee is a a very quick shortage of 'working' royals.

Could go old-school and sacrifice the monarch in response to negative events. Crop failure, a run on the pound, Britain coming last in Eurovision.

Fuck these parasites https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/nov/23/revealed-king-charles-secretly-profiting-from-the-assets-of-dead-citizens

I just came here to post that. Parasites indeed.

How the fuck is this allowed to continue?

Looks at guy wearing literal pounds of gold, surrounded by armed guards, who lives in actual castles and has multiple nations’ political and education systems indoctrinating their populations into respecting/adoring him as a demigod.

🤷‍♂️

Want a royal family - “tradition, innit” - but at least stop the daft deference and giving them free money; they are such an asset that they can surely pay their own way?

Difficult to see how it will change though - the Tories are connected through and through (Cameron, FFS) and if Labour go anywhere near it then it’ll be “politics of envy” and “hate the country” so that’s out.

I really don’t want violent insurrection (nor is it likely) but simply wanting them to actually do something positive is a madman’s dream so 🤷‍♂️

One of the royals snogged me a long time ago. She wanted rumpy pumpy but I passed because I was saving myself for someone else. Big mistake.

Mistake? Her's or your's?

Lucky escape

Queen mum?

Class that they also don’t pay any inheritance tax on these ill gotten gains.

Of course they don’t, the grifting scroungers