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guillotines
This would be my choice, v classy and the European vibes would really fuck the gammons off no end.
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the European vibes would really fuck the gammons off no end.
That's a fine point but I'm not drawn to a method for killing monarchs that was designed to be humane.
@Colin_the_Bald If there's ever been a monarch that could be persuaded into such a hubristic act, the current one is surely a candidate. His mum was a bit too grounded.
itsbruce
Axes are favourite, guillotines work, red hot pokers a bit of an outlier. Arrow in the eye just gets you a worse king.
It's been so long since somebody tried persuading a king that the tide wouldn't come in if they stood in the way that it might work, this time.