• Still space in this world for a good old-fashioned potato up the exhaust pipes….helped in by another potato and a mallet.
    Diced-up rotten fish in spoiled milk poured in the ventilation ducts is a nice vintage touch too.

  • Curry powder in the vents works well, especially if they put the blower on before they realise.

    Also, molybdenum grease (the black stuff) rubbed all over the windows and under the door handles works well. Force it down the window seals and it re-coats the windows every time they get wound down.

    Or so I’ve heard.

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