• the name brothel creepers really got me, didn't even care what they looked like.

    I admire your action taking.

    There's a Range Rover owner in our building who parks over two spots, I've long been joking about getting a stencil to spray on the wall behind those spaces 'two spots one cunt' but I'm too much of a pussy.

  • Still space in this world for a good old-fashioned potato up the exhaust pipes….helped in by another potato and a mallet.
    Diced-up rotten fish in spoiled milk poured in the ventilation ducts is a nice vintage touch too.

  • Curry powder in the vents works well, especially if they put the blower on before they realise.

    Also, molybdenum grease (the black stuff) rubbed all over the windows and under the door handles works well. Force it down the window seals and it re-coats the windows every time they get wound down.

    Or so I’ve heard.

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