Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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was gonna post ‘another milo’

was gonna post ‘another milo’

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She's on another planet

Totally, there aren't 24 months in a year, and who is awake at 5:35

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there aren't 24 months in a year

It's a bad sign when you start getting my jokes

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In the jungle, the mighty jungle....

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Always sing that to myself when I use one of those.

Isn't the next bit "The lion sleeps tonight"?

Saw this today:

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I'm in a petty but satisfying micro-war with a cunt on my road who parks over two spots in his beat up, rusty, dented 15 year old golf which he treats like a vintage Ferrari, polishing it weekly. Whenever I'm passing at night and he's over two spots I let his tyres down. Twice I've replaced his dust caps with 3D printed cock ones I got off eBay. I wrote 'everyone on this road thinks you're a cunt' in frost on his windows during the last cold snap and on the next night, on my way home from the pub, pissed all over his windscreen which froze as well. Watching him scrape the piss-ice off the next morning was a pure delight.

You’re doing gods work there sir. Chapeau.

Twice I've replaced his dust caps with 3D printed cock ones I got off eBay.

This is going the extra mile 😄

If you're in the market to start a petty war yourself...

Would rep

In case anyone thinks this is bullying, the cunt also knocks his wife about and will have the Police around there at least 2-3 times a year when she reaches her limit and calls them.

And he wears brothel creepers

Not saying you are doing the wrong thing, but you might just be fuelling his rage that he then takes home to his wife.

What are brothel creepers?

Nah he was beating the shit out of her before I started fucking with his tyres