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You’re doing gods work there sir. Chapeau.

Twice I've replaced his dust caps with 3D printed cock ones I got off eBay.

This is going the extra mile 😄

Would rep

We had a problem at my little community centre, which has four parking spaces, with a white Audi convertible that regularly parked across two of them in the evening. Last winter when we had a very cold snap I poured a cupful of water over the screen every 20 minutes building up a 15mm thick layer of ice.
She hasn’t parked there since.

I'm in a petty but satisfying micro-war with a cunt on my road who parks over two spots in his beat up, rusty, dented 15 year old golf which he treats like a vintage Ferrari, polishing it weekly. Whenever I'm passing at night and he's over two spots I let his tyres down. Twice I've replaced his dust caps with 3D printed cock ones I got off eBay. I wrote 'everyone on this road thinks you're a cunt' in frost on his windows during the last cold snap and on the next night, on my way home from the pub, pissed all over his windscreen which froze as well. Watching him scrape the piss-ice off the next morning was a pure delight.

best thing I've read all day

Watching him scrape the piss-ice off the next morning was a pure delight.

This post has made my day, if not the whole week. I prostrate myself before your brilliance.

I'm in a petty but satisfying micro-war with a cunt on my road who parks over two spots in his beat up, rusty, dented 15 year old golf which he treats like a vintage Ferrari, polishing it weekly. Whenever I'm passing at night and he's over two spots I let his tyres down. Twice I've replaced his dust caps with 3D printed cock ones I got off eBay. I wrote 'everyone on this road thinks you're a cunt' in frost on his windows during the last cold snap and on the next night, on my way home from the pub, pissed all over his windscreen which froze as well. Watching him scrape the piss-ice off the next morning was a pure delight.

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