I'd like the eating strategy to dominate. Maybe I should run an event that requires a minimum calorie consumption for a given distance. Man vs. Food but with some bike riding required.
Then I'll go on to create the Fatlympics for those of us with bigger bones than the eating disordered, genetic freaks currently competing in the Ol(d)lympics.
I think you should switch it round. Max calories for min distance (but still riding). Basically one of those slow races, but each rider has a table of donuts next to them they have to eat through while trackstanding.
I'd like the eating strategy to dominate. Maybe I should run an event that requires a minimum calorie consumption for a given distance. Man vs. Food but with some bike riding required.
Then I'll go on to create the Fatlympics for those of us with bigger bones than the eating disordered, genetic freaks currently competing in the Ol(d)lympics.