Football

who wouldn't want to live in londons famous london over a grim northern industrial city
but choosing chelsea over liverpool is the equivalent of going to saudi, yeah you'll get decent money but the football isn't at the same level !

i think lavia looks good and we could use the extra £61mn for a central defender or a right back

£111mn seems like a lot of money, although to be fair i haven't seen a lot of caicedo play

A few hours till kick off and still got no idea how we'll line up.

Realistically I can't see it making much difference though

At least you won the new player announcements.

Are you at the game, aggi? Friday evening football (Easter weekend excepted) is a load of shite.

Burnley fans keeping it classy early with the lighter projectile.

Well five of those starters surprised me.

On holiday at the moment so sweating my tits off in an Irish beach bar watching it.

@Soul that's the corner where all the dicks stand, can't say I'm too surprised.

Prediction was 2-0 HT, 5-0 FT so we'll see how that goes.

On holiday at the moment so sweating my tits off in an Irish beach bar watching it

Classic season opener.

Liverpool fans still going on about Haaland's performance in the charity shield last season.

15 years on and your tune still hasn’t changed.

Most intense penos I've ever sat through, fuck! Go, Matildas!! 🐨

Aussie keeper deserves a bonus. That was brutal.

Chuffed for Australia especially as I’ve got my Aussie mates stag do later so expecting a lot of happy family members to drink with later. The Australian save after the penalty retake from stepping off the line must have felt great. Especially after that French penalty where she definitely stopped in her run up in my opinion was allowed to stand.

Colombia keeper has absolutely fucked it there. Howler for the ages.

What a fucking disaster. Fair play to Newcastle, they were excellent , but we were horrendous. That Mings injury looked bad, really not good news for us after Buendia. Torres and Konsa had cocks for feet all night. I've been in a good mood for months. Aston Villa man, its the hope that kill ya

Kane already not winning trophies in Germany

Will tune into motd now and see what the fuck went down today. Shame they won’t cover the soton norwich game mind

Drove 3 hours to Port Vale, Carroll missed a pen and then we got worse and worse and lost 1-0. Drove 3 hours home. Welcome back football I've missed you

Isak's second finish this evening was absolutely chefs kiss. High enough to loop over Martinez, slow enough to go behind Torres.

Is it yentzing time yet?

Was at the Brighton game yesterday as a neutral - great game and Mitoma is a really classy player in person 👌

He looks bags the part alright.

Last summer £200m would’ve landed you BHA. We got Caicedo, Cucurella, Potter and a handful of peanuts for the same amount.

7th draw in a row vs chelsea
and that was the 9th chelsea manager klopp has faced

La Liga is back on ITV4 this season. Barca - Getafe on soon.

Excellent info, cheers.