I saw a really pissed bloke crash his motorbike a few years ago. Luckily just at 2mph and just in to a wall which also didn't take any damage. He was clearly about to get back on so I pocketed the keys and walked off with them. He was too hammered to even notice me taking them out. I am a hero.
I saw a really pissed bloke crash his motorbike a few years ago. Luckily just at 2mph and just in to a wall which also didn't take any damage. He was clearly about to get back on so I pocketed the keys and walked off with them. He was too hammered to even notice me taking them out. I am a hero.