FML and fuck my internet connection frame sale

Whole bunch of shit metal product offered here and open to offers
NB. thirty fucking tries to place the cunting attachments, so fuck you BT, posting with no pictures - will add them in a bit before I go fucking postal on the whole fucking world argh
Also am not in The London, so that’s balls, as I’d be happy to help you given my life is shit and I’d like to make yours less so - all this crap can be delivered for free if you happen to live between Reading (I know right) and Oxford
Will add a pic per item, plenty more if you need dissuading. Cunt mobile wankerNet providing hnggg

Here you go…

Ernie Clements Falcon
21” st
22” tt
120mm OLD
Nerves lugs
BB and headset are smooth
Has all the clips and bracketery
Have a wheelset as well somewhere if I can find it as well as some other bits and bobs
£25

Falcon GasPipe
20” st
20.5 tt
122mm OLD
Headset is fine
Threads are clean
Weinmann 600 calipers
£10

Wilson Of Sheffield
23” st
22.5 tt
128mm OLD
Likely 1980’s Reynolds (501 or 525 but has a nice ‘ring’ to the tubes) according to the Wilson’s who I spoke to), repainted later. Nice pearl blue but decals are vinyl overlaid.
Small ding in top tube (as always), BB was in when i acquired it, slightly notchey but seems ok.
Downtube braze-on’s, nice lugs, nice seat post cluster, bell-type rd cable guide so some care was taken to build it in the Wilson basement.
Mudguard eyes so maybe make a reasonable commute bike.
£40

BSA
19-anytime-between-50-and-70
23” st
22” tt
120mm OLD
Non-original chrome fork but of the same vintage.
Headset and square-taper bb appear fine
Chainset and chain perfectly serviceable, coaster brake wheelset (26-er, with tubes and tyres), Weinmann 810 rear / smaller front.
Was ridden and locked-up in London for c. 4 years so a useful ignorable town bike.
Whole lot as seen including wheelset.
£40

Claud Butler Tandem
1936
Proper lovely repaint, including the rear rack about three years ago, new decals, dry-stored ever since.
Needs the rear BB threads chased so as the the whole lot can be finished and the cotter pins fixed.
Has a Sturmey Archer rear hub that just need’s cabling in.
Front hub brake is all good.
Headset clips, seatposts, Williams chainsets, pedal sets all period.
Lovely thing, just need to move it on as my circumstances have changed and not be able to finish it off sadly.
Can supply all the dimensions but if it helps was setting it up for c. 5’ 10” riders - but there’s loads of flexibility.
£250 for everything you seem (not the bike stand:)

1950’s Something
23” st
22.5 tt
118mm OLD
Nervex lugged and bb mystery - maybe a Sunn? Who knows. No stamps on the drop outs, bb (other than the Nervex nonsense) or steerer.
Terrible Hammeriite paint job
Ding to the tt near the seat tube
Oil port bb, unknown cottered bb with a Williams d/s ring and crank, unknown other side.
No drilling’s for a head tube badge nor bottle cages, the fork has eyelets as well and will include obviously.
Dunno.
£30?

Also a 700c six bolt noname hub and rim wheelset, just pay postage

Right, fucking pictures if this cockiest works

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Right, fucking pictures if this cockfest works

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Excellent post. Totally made my evening.

Argh still all wrong gonna kill my self

Oh god reads like the set list of a Butthole Surfers tribute band am so sorry

Mods might be best to bin this out before it becomes so offensive sorry sorry

Not to drive you up the wall, but any chance of a side-on shot of the Ernie Clements? Thinking of running it fixed...

Of course, here you go

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Did I miss the pic of the Wilson?

Chrissakes internet connection dropped again so am now retyping

No, you didn’t - because I’m stupid I forgot to add it

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superb thread and some great bargains too.

Glws and with life dude

Thank you

Indeed, post of the month. Falcon GasPipe is going to be my new alias..

Hearts

Hang in there bud, your post improved my day. Here's a bump to say thanks. Glws

That Wilson is a bargain! Have a free bump and a thumbs up for the ad!

Thumbs up to you both

I'd nab that Wilson if were in your zone and not London!

Good luck my man, absolute bargains here.

Someone buy his stuff
So he can buy some better broadband

Sales thread of the year, surely?

Everyone has been very kind, nothing sold yet (I know, am amaze) so a bump and open to offers (is ok, that’s saying ‘money off’ without the botheration of chipping the price on the whole listing thing? If not, happy to do the edit, moderators)

Mods, you need to cut him some slack - nice thread.

Evening everyone
I think I’m now going to move this on to Retrbik and see if there’s any interest there before I set it all on fire*
Appreciate all the views and moderationPeople, do delete the thread (unless for comedy how-not-to-sell-your-shit guidance for future learnings) so as I don’t flagrantly ignore the rules
Bless you all
*Probably take some of it to the Reading Bicycle Kitchen and inflict it on the lovely people there