• If your PPT has to contain anything raster beyond one picture of a person smiling while holding a phone you're in a toxic work environment and should look to change jobs.

  • I used to be a conference PowerPoint wrangler, and will never forget the time at a physics conference when a professor put a flabbergasting ‘theatre curtains parting’ animated slide transition, complete with fanfare sound effects, between each of the 100+ slides in his dry presentation.

    A sea of dorks trying not to spit their coffee out every time he clicked.

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