Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

getting my last crown

Actual golfist in the background (his swearing when he clattered his tee shot waaaay right was quality)

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I love money at least as much as the next man

Our Saturday help

drinking my own piss for nothing

personal experience of having ~30 identical 60s houses

Personally it's utility room or bust for me,

Euph?

I want power

the female part. Ooh er.

Carry On Golfists...

the best hipster single origin banger you've ever had. Truly incredible

'Waitrose Guildford is great'.

Hey, I'll happily take my place in the golf club with a cold peroni when it's justified but proper golf club members aren't slamming hipster coffee, vanilla latte's in Costa is where the business happens.

I agree.

Shit fixie skidders say thread >>>>>>> 😀

chavvy

My people!

Well it's more shit cargo bike dads say >>>>>>> these days 😂

back in the "two pints of bitter, a pint of lager and a pack of pork scratchings please" days rather than "one decaff chai latte, one G&T with FancyCunt Gin and Schwepps tonic - oh you don't have that - ok then I'll make do with rose flavour diet fevertree tonic, one pint of FoamyBastard lager, and a nachos but can I have that with no cheese, extra tortilla chips and extra jalapenos please

From STW:

One bike for everything? Pah, my wife and I each have two bikes stashed in our second home for when we go on holiday there. Unless you are desperately short of space, what’s even the point of just having one?

That is quality! Hopefully all four bikes are pinarellos

One does not stash a Pinarello. Wall mounted and spotless only.

FTFY

One does not stash a Colnago. Wall mounted and spotless only.

In Paris, the space up the spiral stairs is often calmer.

I was trying to figure out how to shoehorn that into the haiku thread.*

*Not sure we have one, but... 🤷

staying at my mum’s in tory heartland, someone just slammed into the house! i come out to see a boomer in salmon chinos and blazer standing by his car. i go back in and get phone and go and check on my mum. i come back out to see him drive off at 5 miles an hour with the bumper dragging along the ground and both airbags activated. another guy who saw it said driver was completely shit faced. i’m hoping it was actual nigel farage (or it could be our old tory mp, julian brazier, who has a history of hit and run). house wall quite smashed up, have called police. classic on way home from golf club situation