Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

back in the "two pints of bitter, a pint of lager and a pack of pork scratchings please" days rather than "one decaff chai latte, one G&T with FancyCunt Gin and Schwepps tonic - oh you don't have that - ok then I'll make do with rose flavour diet fevertree tonic, one pint of FoamyBastard lager, and a nachos but can I have that with no cheese, extra tortilla chips and extra jalapenos please