Cricket

I believe Australia are the holders of the World Test Championship as well as the Ashes.

But you guys definitely retain the 'Tries really hard' award

Sigh.

For the former, as you well know, half of that competition was not played by this team. We also didn't win the Ashes in 2019, but some of the same players played in it. Is that also relevant?

As for the latter. A drawn series with a drawn game in which this team were spanking seven shades of shit out of the opposition before it rained.

Mainly by, yes, trying really very hard.

Oh and by being, I'll say it again, the best Test cricket team in the world, right now.

Personally, I really don't think it's even debatable.