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• #15202
I'm interested (!) in what the naked burglar has attached to his penis. Looks like maybe a tinsel bow?
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• #15203
A bit fell off, he should also deck the balls with boughs of holly.
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• #15204
Or some other apparatus that was defenestrated in an act of exuberant motion.
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• #15205
deck the balls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
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• #15206
Staged? On the internet? Say ain't so.
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• #15207
His self respect?
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• #15208
Looks like he manufactured something from a pantyhose. You can see the lines of it from the "rear view".
A professional burglar would use it over his head of course, but I reckon that's high risk with the nose ring on chains -
• #15209
Whilst obviously you don't know me in real life so I am just a person on the internet, the guy who sent it to me is very much a real life friend who was real life broken into and who's real life neighbour sent the clips so I think staging is out of the question.
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• #15210
Have you seen Hot Fuzz? Sounds like the whole village is in on it...
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• #15211
Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy is Danny's brother
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• #15212
Boring answer here, online advertising has got a lot more real-time and I think it's more likely that reading women's football articles is putting you into Ann Summers and Clinique's advertising user profiles rather than a bank of historic browsing activity or abandoned cart advertising.
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• #15213
Takes notes. For a friend who was the last person using this computer.
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• #15214
I'm interested (!) in what the naked burglar has attached to his penis. Looks like maybe a tinsel bow?
Does anyone know the thing on his back in the naked video? It looks like some sort of tail.
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• #15215
i couldn’t tell at first, but he’s got a tight vest on, which is tied at the back making the ‘tail’.
after spending probably too long zoomed in on his willy, still not sure what’s going on there.
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• #15216
after spending probably too long zoomed in on his willy
Hey man, we don't judge
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• #15217
Hey man, we judge willies
ftfy
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• #15218
Looks like he manufactured something from a pantyhose. You can see the lines of it from the "rear view".
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• #15219
I reckon this
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• #15220
Pretty sure it's a vibrating cock ring with a clit tickler. I used to work for ann summers.
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• #15221
It's a roasting accessory. He likes to cook it. #sausagefetish
I used to work for Smeg.
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• #15222
Why are there 15pcs in each size?
Who roasts one legged turkeys?
We need answers to these questions. -
• #15223
Maybe the burglar had just finished roasting 7 turkeys and had one left over and here we are
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• #15224
You know, I think you may have something there.
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• #15225
Occam's razor in action.
Only if you're not blocking all their tracking. You can also do things like opt-out of Google targeting and reset your ad id on your phone, etc.