Epic WTF

This has made my morning

Only 5 miles use

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Ah!

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£60+£9 postage if you are interested
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115861733473?hash=item1af9e5c061%3Ag%3ABVQAAOSwZgdks7PX&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4CCyudp7fH4e9UXXTyRE00ciJGD23KT9KwCHASN69Qc2%2BvKfFlp95g4PtuJulQNZMom7e%2BEZ1DWiPen7ym8AsQonm3tE1JbNX%2FulAOK%2FG9YzVuNA9b8KsaxOg1ojAm8jCD0LC6wa8YRPCSVuH9VdGpRjUFGD5nSzs3MnG141MgUIlLZ3d3Zbdu9s8OYN0YIkQ%2F2S9aQeZRZow7%2BojXFcLDHHDKwRFs1rvwNd9gg2aieHEIMolgaH8d9jd05TWDnYW4Nrk3hMT%2BbrcDrum7W3a1QmIaQMVFZwH2fsV%2FC6UMjZ%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR4blyrGyYg&LH_ItemCondition=3000%7C7000%7C1500

V brake too!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=07FsI4vRULs 👀

Used: but is full operational and works as intended

Friend of mine sent this to the lads cycling group chat

Story time boys.
So yesterday my flat got broken into whilst I was at work (obviously very annoying but didn’t take anything uninsured, or my bike thanks god). However, the neighbour had told me they had seen a guy in a long blue coat acting all weird around the flat just before the break in happened. Assumed that must have been the guy and didn’t think too much more of it, what you gunna do?

However, after the police had been, a neighbour from the other side of the street to show us footage from her doorbell which she thought may have been interested. The same guy had been snooping around her flat at 4 am and then again at 6:30 am.

Here’s the footage:
https://ring.com/share/68ed63a2-d809-465b-8e9a-b6f901a92419

https://ring.com/share/eb0d748d-899a-416c-ab43-e5852fdc40d7

NSFW btw

First actual 'what the fuck' for a while

jawdropping

You don't see much of Harry Styles these days.

@rpm yet again

BBC website advertising

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Are we going to have to explain that ads are targeted at you based on your previous browsing history?

I haven’t been buying dildos or lingerie recently

I just opened the page and now it’s women’s make up, and I haven’t been browsing for that. My recent search history has been activities in Sligo, mountain bike parts, travel insurance, and Japanese knives. Which will all trigger my golf club fanclub.

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guy in a long blue coat acting all weird

To identify the suspect I suggest you start by putting the videos on tiktok tagged as #pignosefetish https://www.tiktok.com/discover/pig-nose-fetish?lang=en

Are we going to have to explain that ads are targeted at you based on your previous browsing history?

I haven’t been buying dildos or lingerie recently

and the previous browsing history from anyone using the the same IP address...

No I think I'm ok thanks

Yep, I get stuff that my wife has searched for and vice versa all the time.

That’d be the previous visitors at the holiday let we are in.

So many questions about the naked burglar.

Could the naked burglar be someone from/visiting a flat above that dropped something out the window?

What? His clothes?

The most logical, and boring, explanation is that the Ring doorbell belongs to the burglar and it's all staged.

Bring out the gimp