I hate

I do not hate this.

I hate it when I forget to ask for oat milk in a flat white these days!

Airports.

Fuck airports.

Same. I don't get stressed about much but navigating an airport gets the job done. At least I'm on my own this trip, I don't have to worry about what anyone else is playing at.

Are you off anywhere fun to make it worthwhile?

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I've avoided the airport by taking the train. Shame the beer storage cellar isn't nearly big enough.

https://flightfree.co.uk/

What I really dislike and object to is the difference between the various British airports and what they do in terms of security. In one they're definitely going to make you take off your belt and shoes, in another they don't GAF at all..

I know it's probably deliberate and they probably change their MO all the time so you don't become hip to it, but it's fucking infuriating

When going on holiday get into the spirit early and turn up in your budget smugglers

Stop flying so often?

budget smugglers

You are the chancellor aicmfp

budget smugglers

Sorry for your less.

I don't fly as often as I used to for work, but point remains

I haven't had to take shoes off for ages. Are you flying in steel capped boots or something?

Belts are almost always taken off on the day of travel and stashed in bag. These hips don't lie

That's what I'm talking about, depends where you fly in/out of

Airports: oh you want some of that abundant liquid essential for survival that we don't let you take through security? Fuck you, £5

I carry a water filter and drink my own piss. #lastlaugh

Or just a refillable bottle that you fill at one of the provided free filling stations that all airports have.

Damn it! That's 17 of drinking my own piss for nothing but the benefits to my complexion!

I do!! I spent ages searching for one in Lisbon airport a few weeks ago :(

South of France, aye. Sunning it up by the pool, marinating myself in cheese, eating all the bread products.

Manchester airport is a shit show. Factor in Ryanair’s love of not employing enough people to make things run properly, add in a malfunctioning security scanner, spice it all up with the insane heave of the summer holidays. Hell on earth. Two weeks of breakfast wine should make it all worthwhile.

Factor in Ryanair

'Nuff said

We had this problem a couple of weeks ago. If you find yourself stuck there again the person at the cafe next to the Heineken bar or whatever it was filled ours at the tap in their kitchen for free.

I specifically filter out Ryanair when searching for flights.

Fuck those guys.

At least I'm on my own this trip, I don't have to worry about what anyone else is playing at.

When you travel with a wife and toddler, then at some point travel on your own, the latter is positively enjoyable. Regardless of which airport. "I have to sit here for two hours and stare at a wall without talking to someone? Fuck yeah!"

I hate having to go through security when I get off my flight so that I have to empty my just-filled-on-the-plane water bottle only to be told that there aren't any water fountains in the transfer terminal because covid. So I spend (lots of) money on water then have to tip it all out again when I go through security to board my connecting flight. Ugh.

Load of bollocks. This happened to me in Qatar last year. I hate flying.