Cricket

Next to my friends - I'll DM you.

Been in town all day so missed everything, just got home so blame me if the wickets dry up.

Edit - just as I type, get in.

Please keep Brook on bowling until the new ball, it's the kind of stuff Smith would have a meltdown with if he got out to it

Hopefully caught by a sub fielder too.

run out sub

With Ponting on comms

Damn. Why didn't I put that bet on...

Prophetic

The legend of Gary Pratt!

Ponting hasn't said anything yet

Has Bairstow got the ball in his hands when he breaks the wicket?

They're going to give not out. Fucking unbelievable. Middle stump is well out of alignment.

Are you allowed to take the bail off with the gloves when you're holding the ball?

Jammy cunt.

Fuck me that lad is rapid

The ghost of Gary Pratt is back in the bottle.

Might be going down?

Damn

This pair are taking the game away from England...

Just when we thought we were having a great day. So many things have gone well, despite Mo being off sick. We were cruising.

Hehehe.

Conceding a first innings deficit at this rate.

Has Mark Wood considered a leg stump yorker
as a method for removing a tail-ender?

Something, something, stick to our plans, something…

That man Stokes. How does he do it? Such immaculate footwork he could be a ballet dancer.

Why are all the England players wearing those stupid bucket/tramp hats … ?
they all look like utter twats …. especially you Jimmy … !