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Every time I've cycled up that big hill to Downe, I've made sure to keep just enough back to be able to holler 'Cunt!' at him if he's ever standing outside the pub having a fag. Hasn't happened yet tho.
Don't think I'd have enough puff left to shout, 'Don't call me if you lock yourself out, you cunt.' It is quite a long hill.
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He lives in Downe near Biggin Hill Airport btw
I’ve heard (made up myself) this is because they fly Spitfires over his house most weekends and the sight and sound is the only way he can get an erection nowadays.
Hope you all enjoy the mental picture of Nigel naked apart from Union Jack socks saluting and saluting the fly past.