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  • I'd like to announce that my lifestyle has become ridiculous and I'm not getting in this thread at all... something is clearly wrong with the internet.

    In the past month I've had 3 business class flights, and 1 first class... all on air miles. I've stayed in 2 x 5 star resorts, enjoyed a board meeting, an SLT offsite, gone to Palo Alto, Napa Valley, driven a few supercars. Been invited to several actual golf courses (is that what they're called?). Stayed at a mansion in a vineyard with this mind blowing cellar (attached), and a library that had a hidden room behind a bookshelf with a metal briefcase full of cash (WTF!). This is before the "oh yeah the private banking with NatWest is better than HSBC, and you wouldn't want Coutts as you actually have to go in and talk to them rather than just handle everything over the phone, I've got my own account manager now who sorts everything and has just set up my Cayman Islands account".

    I dunno... obvious imposter at levels of society I should never be allowed to access.

    On one hand... WTF, can someone pass a grenade? On the other hand... oh, the view is nice up here... but still, grenades please.


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  • enjoyed a board meeting,

    Now that must be bollocks

  • I put you in here 9 days ago for your napa valley dangle waving comments.

  • I know someone who has one of those mad wine cellars. Not very well, tbh, they were in our NCT group when we had our first kid. Lovely couple, very hospitable and extremely golf-club.

  • Bit fish in a barrel though, isn't it? I never trawl the watch or car threads for pretty much the same reason. Far more fun* if I can read someone's comments in a Swiss-Tony-esque voice:

    You were already [a] member and were respectful about asking about promotion

    a human did this manually

    Now I remember this, this is also why I cannot take you up on the offer

  • If you don’t post it on Tiktok or make a Twitter thread out of it for clout does it even count?

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