Settle an argument for me

Wasn't really about what I do. Just amazing that people deny the other option

Also, I love a festival

I will be leaving again once I've satisfied your questions...

I've sat in festival bogs where I'm not sure the shit will clear my arse before it touches the pile, still wiped sat down like a fucking human.

Carefully mind.

I've gone way longer than a week between shits

you should really learn to hover-shit

Wasn't really about what I do. Just amazing that people deny the other option

Fair enough.

I just think I’d rather not shit than shit somewhere that I couldn’t sit comfortably.

Well, not everyone can hold it for a week man

Especially on a diet of warm beer and drugs.

bit of a marmite situation

Best avoided

Depends on the drugs. Try switching to opiates.

I sit, because I'm not a martian.

Interested in alternative / more efficient methods though:

Your post popped up in my emails just as I was looking into
researching Duo All in One toilets 😮

sorry not relevant to sitting ... 😬

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reverse-seated-fully-clothed looks like it could potentially be less efficient?

I like the Japanese toilets which wash your ringpiece and give it a blow dry.

And play a jaunty tune so no one can hear you.

I like how there is a little tap on top to rinse the jobbies away.

I need this.

I like how there is a little tap on top to rinse the jobbies away.

There is no need to shit in the sink.

reverse-seated-fully-clothed looks like it could potentially be less efficient?

If you are unfortunate to be 'evacuating from both ends' then the duo combination may come in handy for this position ?

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There's rarely a need but shit happens, as well we know.

Looks like the case. Thousand yard stare gives it away.

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He hates that toilet.

Thank you for reviving this thread.

Have learnt alot about pooping recently.

Anyone want to see what my colon looks like?

Oh and the 35 degree arse angle works to aide more easy exit. Also producing a perfect foffa as a goal.

I CBA checking back to see if this a repost or not:
https://twitter.com/winnersmedia/status/1679931432523952128/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1679931432523952128&currentTweetUser=winnersmedia