Hippy's neighbour: "Look Hippy, £1500 is my offer, I have two cars now so not pressed to buy another"
unsubtly notices the dent "ouch that dent doesn't look great, what happened? fat cat sat on it? look i can do £1000 right now, i'm doing you a favour really"
I definitely did not send my heavy, chonky cat to dent it and lower its value.