I hate

That'll show em

I guess let them grow bigger but still green might be optimal?

Clickbait titles, e.g.

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Clickbait titles, e.g.

As well as 'Watch until the end!!!'

“The answer to your problems in just three simple words!!”
Click the link
“Do you ever…”
THIS WEBSITE USES COOKIES!
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“…find that you…”
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR WEBSITE!
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oh wait it’s moved I can’t click it
Fuck this I’m never looking at a website again why can’t you just put the three magic words in the heading

He's a knobend. Watched a couple of his videos, thick as mince

I saw one which was 7 ways to prop up your bike….you will be shocked by number 7!

1. Lean the handlebars up against something 2. Lean the seat up against something .
   
   

I’m too shocked to give the full details of number 7, let’s just say it involved buttocks.

It wasn't a certain terrible (and misogynist) old joke about the way a man buried his wife, was it?

It's that time of year again where I cannot take a breath without the spunky smell of sweet chestnut trees.

I can’t abide them, was offered fresh roasted by friends while in Lucerne and managed to choke one down before surreptitiously dumping the bag.
Thanks for the memories

They are on par with rhododendrons as the most hated weeds in my garden.

Calling anything “place name banksy”.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv215g9xen4o.amp

There’s the Burley Banksy round here who paints electrical boxes in the Leeds united colours. Nothing wrong with it, but the name does my head in.

Isn't that the linden tree?

Give Andy Goldsworthy some goddam respect you philistines!

Isn't that the linden tree?

I don't understand

Linden trees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM

That always wound me up as well! Shittest art going as well.

Ah, I now know. I don't know why I never dipped my toe into Mitchell and Webb, fnah.
It's fucking sweet chestnuts as far as the eye can see around here, no lime trees at all.

The ITVX streaming app for live stuff. Pure shite. Every time you start something you get the special online ads fair enough, but then if you jump off quickly to answer a text or something you get more ads everytime you go back to it. Start playing then click the full screen button? Let’s restart the ads. Image Freezes all the time yet the audio continues on and theres no way to try and check if it’s connection issue or anything because again, once you’ve quit out it’s back to the ads once you load it back up. Even freezes on the adverts but audio continues on through the rest of the ads and back onto whatever you’re watching.

DPD leaves parcel outside random block of flats instead of ours. Fortunately I recognise the brickwork and locate the building. No parcel there, and not a single one of the 8 apartment buzzers I rang answered. My wife and I both need what's in the package for tomorrow. FFS.

If it's for watching the tour it's probably worth paying £4 for a month of ITVX premium or whatever it's called. The ITV online player has caused me plenty frustration over the last few years!

And my google homepage has spoiled todays tour result. Fuckers!

"Collab" requests.

Fortunately it was just the one day that I needed to stream it live. Able to watch the rest on TV at home.

Some cunt has nicked that.